RCB All Rounders: A Game Of Play-Zones
IPL is already here and we must be prepared. For the matches are stark and full of errors. To minimize these errors we have our very own Lords of the Game – the all rounders.
The King Of The North:
RCB this season has the services of the King Of The North (India) in Yuvraj Singh. His bat is his sword and his nature his shield. Watch him deliver lusty blow after blow of righteous justice to send the opposition bowlers for fours and sixes. With his handy left-arm spin, the men of the opposition can be kept at the gates. His approachable nature means that he will contribute away from the battlefield too in helping young warriors hoping for their knighthood.
The Father Of Dragons:
Watch Chris Gayle with awe, but make sure you keep your distance. Get too close and he will let loose the dragons at his command to burn every obstacle in his way. Fire is his ally and he does not hesitate to make full use of it when the time comes. Six after six from Gayle will ensure that the enemy is kept a fair distance away – because of the fear of incineration of course. He can deliver a few wickets too with his off breaks and help in the Game which is played till the death. He is a people's man – helping the needy along the way, making him an even better leader.
The Silent Assassin:
Albie Morkel is just the warrior you need in this Game to silently crucify the opposition. With his calm and measured countenance, he strikes when people least expect him to. Element of surprise – this is his forte. May it be with the colossal sixes he hits or the medium fast bowling in his armory, Morkel is a member of the Faceless Men – assassins who kill silently. Tell him who is to be destroyed, and he will deliver the dish served to you on a plate.
When you play The Game Of Play-Zones, you either win or you die. These all-rounders are here to ensure that RCB stay in the former zone.
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