So now do they need SEX.
Poor skipper will now have to answer questions like, did the guys follow the coaches advice and lost, or you guys as always you have been, were arrogant and didn't follow the dossier and performed awfully bad against the arch-rivals? and the immediate follow up to this would be who were the guys who followed what the coach said and who were the guys who didn't?
What was the theory behind asking a team of mostly bachelors to have sex before matches is something hard to comprehend. No I am not on a propaganda spree for virginity but then Kirsten should have realized that he is the coach of Team India, not South Africa before moving any such dossier.
What happened post that in the media is something which was fully expected and to some extent justified because no matter what the purists have to say, this was one of the biggest masala news heard in Indian cricket ever since Greg Chappell showed his erotic middle finger to the Kolkata crowd.
Even Dhoni had a little smirk and a mischievous smile I heard while saying "no comments" when asked about this in a press conference. Poor skipper will now have to answer questions like, did the guys follow the coaches advice and lost, or you guys as always you have been, were arrogant and didn't follow the dossier and performed awfully bad against the arch-rivals? and the immediate follow up to this would be who were the guys who followed what the coach said and who were the guys who didn't? Hehe, I would have loved asking and strangulating him on this.
Now imagine a situation wherein the BCCI is brought into action and Kirsten and Upton (won't use his first name, my readers might mistake it for something else) ask the board to bring a mandate for everyone to follow the strict instructions. The BCCI then places guidelines and says that players would be barred from national duty if minimum of this much of the dossier is not followed (how do they prove it, only BCCI can devise a method, LOL). Goodness gracious what if someone in that team is still single (difficult considering the cricketers proximity to bollywood starlets).
Considering cricket is almost national interest in this country, this would then become a debate on 9 pm news where in a doctor would be sitting in explaining the pros and cons of a good 20 mins chillax session the night before the match. Former players would be sitting and saying their experiences about how much does this really impact (hahahahahaha), won't this be funny considering how a former Indian cricketere would explain how he scored a century or took a five-for after a great stint.
Whatever said and done, I am really thinking of checking this out with a doctor whether this works or not. Who knows tomorrow even I might use it to my advantage. What pervert thinking isn't it. LOL......
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Whether the players would take the advice seriously or not but it is sure to cost the BCCI much as many players would demand that they may be allowed to summon their wives at the cost of BCCI. In any case, Gary Kirsten is making heavy weather of BCCI's expenditures.