A look at how RCB fan base is increasing in unforeseen spaces.Now we have parrots gunning for the RCB fan team.
I had requested for a parrot that I can train to sledge against the oppositions. I must say that I am overwhelmed by the number of parrots that are sitting right now in my house.
But here’s the problem. Unlike humans, they have high morals. They are also in touch with the latest fads. They are planning to go on a strike if I try to teach them any wrong words.
Rahul Dravid is their hero right now and since they haven’t seen him sledge anytime, the opposition teams can stay unconcerned about any aerial attacks.
However, they have managed to learn the “Game for More” RCB song and are singing it since the morning. I might be forced to shift from this locality by the neighbors.
They are getting ambitious too. This is what I overheard:
“Guys, let’s get painted in red and golden colors. We’ll have move out quickly from this idiot’s place and learn how to form the RCB logo in open sky.”
Here’s another conversation:
“Do you think Mallya Sir would be pleased with me if I stop the ball mid-air when Gibbs has hit it for a six. I would catch the ball and drop it in Anil’s hands. Would they call the wicket ‘caught Kumble, bowled Praveen, helped by Mithoo Singh’?”
“Yeah, may be your Mallya Sir would introduce you to that kingfisher bird. Dream on, you flying fool.”
So all those who have sent your parrots to me, please call them back. They were supposed to be obedient but they are everything else apart from that. I am wondering whether that’s why you guys have let me have them. You would find the bills of damages attached to their beaks. Some have lost a few feathers in emulating the mischief gals’ dance steps. Sorry for that. But in turn, you are getting RCB fans with whom you can sit and enjoy every game.
A look at how RCB fan base is increasing in unforeseen spaces.Now we have parrots gunning for the RCB fan team.
I had requested for a parrot that I can train to sledge against the oppositions. I must say that I am overwhelmed by the number of parrots that are sitting right now in my house.
But here’s the problem. Unlike humans, they have high morals. They are also in touch with the latest fads. They are planning to go on a strike if I try to teach them any wrong words.
Rahul Dravid is their hero right now and since they haven’t seen him sledge anytime, the opposition teams can stay unconcerned about any aerial attacks.
However, they have managed to learn the “Game for More” RCB song and are singing it since the morning. I might be forced to shift from this locality by the neighbors.
They are getting ambitious too. This is what I overheard:
“Guys, let’s get painted in red and golden colors. We’ll have move out quickly from this idiot’s place and learn how to form the RCB logo in open sky.”
Here’s another conversation:
“Do you think Mallya Sir would be pleased with me if I stop the ball mid-air when Gibbs has hit it for a six. I would catch the ball and drop it in Anil’s hands. Would they call the wicket ‘caught Kumble, bowled Praveen, helped by Mithoo Singh’?”
“Yeah, may be your Mallya Sir would introduce you to that kingfisher bird. Dream on, you flying fool.”
So all those who have sent your parrots to me, please call them back. They were supposed to be obedient but they are everything else apart from that. I am wondering whether that’s why you guys have let me have them. You would find the bills of damages attached to their beaks. Some have lost a few feathers in emulating the mischief gals’ dance steps. Sorry for that. But in turn, you are getting RCB fans with whom you can sit and enjoy every game.